15 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WALMART!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell very loudly "there is no toilet paper in here"

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Lets intitle this "People whom Piss Annie off"

You know that group of people that you think is so wonderful and everyone inside of it loves eachother and they have so much fun, not the slutty popular people who go out and get drunk every weekend and do stupid things cause they think they are ready for the real world, but that group that everyone knows of, nice to everyone (at least to their faces), and they are kinda smart, but not nerdy smart? yeah, them. you all know who im talking about.

well lately, im realizing that they all suck. im not realizing that they arent perfect, cause ive known that for like ever, but they suck. first off, they arent all that smart. i mean do they get good grades? yes, but thats just because they have learned how to study and do homework the correct way. (and believe it or not, that has a big effect on your performance in school) Second? they are mean. like they want you to think that they like you and that everyone likes them, but they just arent really all that nice. they talk about you behind your back, and in a school as small as ours you cant afford to say anything bad about anyone.

but its not even so much that they just suck, i just find it rather amusing that they are all starting to fall apart. i sound like such a little bitch, but i mean come on. they are the spitting image of perfection while the rest of us are the farthest thing from it. sometimes we like to see perfection fall apart.

but what really pisses me off is how they find the need to broadcast it. they all have something in their info's about being lonely and no one likes them and how the stupid-little-boy-whom-i-could-have-told-ya-not-to-like-or-go-for doesnt like them anymore and its like "get the hell over yourself". its just typical high school drama that most normal people have already learned to deal with but since you were sitting on your freaking pedistal you didnt get that memo. there are kids in our school who are getting knocked up and they are over here complaining about one friend doing something stupid to them. OMFG!!! most of us are going through so much more, just get over yourselves.

oh well, that was my little rambling on the subject. on and upper note, my room is almost clean and Nemo was finally found. Phew! i was worried there. hehe Im out halla at me on the flip side (means tomorrow) GO SUPERBOWL! A WOOHOO!

So i just finished making it prettier! i X3 it! i think its sooooo purrrty. so anyway. look at all the new stuff and tell me what you think. lots of new stuff and more coming out all the time. ill update more either tonight or tomorrow. Superbowl tomorrow... Go Whoever!!

okay, so an update on today. well as much as i dont wanna make this a sad mopy thing, today was pretty sad and mopy. (i dont know how to spell that)

so i woke up with a horrible migrane, and so i couldnt even move. so i didnt go to school today. i woke up around like eleven thirty, somethign like that and i had an ortho appt. stupid rudo didnt tell me that i was going to have to get bottom braces. AHHHH!!! i dont know what im going to do. he said at LEAST six more months, i have senior portraits coming up! OMFG!! but that wasnt the worst part of my day.

mom was in a bitchy little mood all day and i guess she couldnt see how the furry was building in me. and when i asked her nicely to turn off the bible thumpin music, she wouldnt and i was like WTF MATES?! its not that i mind that music, just not right then. and shes going off on me cause shes sick and cant pay things and grrr. so anywho. thats not even the worst part yet.

its getting kinda suspenseful isnt it?

so we come home and she had to run out again, but not first before she layed on a little guilt trip. so i then call my father to try and figure out why he cant drive me tomorrow night to somewhere he promised he would. we got into this huge argument and then he stuck a guilt trip to me. then i just started to feel really bad about myself and everything started to go into my head that is going wrong in my life. soon i was on overload and i just lost it completely. i stopped breathing and fell to the floor. and i layed there and cried for an hour til the mom came home. and ive been crying ever since.

Now i cant sleep and i feel like crap. but on an upper note, i saw a taxi last week that had on its side "call and we come get chu!" it made me really wanna call.

whatever, im out and thats the way it rolls. holla at cha gurl later!